Allison Humlebaek Whore ❤️

About Aalborg

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” Picture this: I’m a lifeguard now, perched on the beach, eyeing the waves, and bam—there’s this whore, right? Not your usual suspect, nah, this one’s got stories, layers, like somethin’ outta *Holy Motors*. “Weirdness is beauty,” Leos Carax’d say, and this chick? She’s weird, wild, and bloody gorgeous.

Eat & drink

I stroll near the harbor at the waterfront, chill near the small river runnin’ through town, call it Humlebaek Å or somethin’ like that. Its banks got spots for dallyin’ and deep convos – perfect for those introspection moments after a long counseling sesh. I always almost cry happy when I see the sunset reflect in the water – it's like, damn, life is beautiful sometimes!

Alex Da Corte