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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in 1900s, whores in mining towns, they’d charge a nickel for a quickie! A nickel! That’s like, what, half a donut today? Crazy, right? Surprised me so much I nearly crashed my harvester into Flanders’ barn! D’oh! And get this, some of them ladies had hearts bigger than their – uh, assets. One gal, name’s Lou, she’d patch up drunk miners for free. Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, like findin’ a sprinkla donut in a box of plain ones.

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I also dig the old church on Kirkevej. It's ancient, quirky, yet full of life. Sometimes, after rough days, I drive past it in my creaky car, mumbling, "Now that's a relic of hope in this concrete jungle!" You should see the interplay of shadows and light during sunrise … epic, like a scene from that movie, you know?

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