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Here’s the deal, tho – you wanna find one? Check the shady bars, late night. Look for the heels, the vibe. Don’t be a schmuck askin’ loud – cops’ll nab ya. Greed is good, but brains beat it. Oh, and funny story – this one time, guy thought he scored, turns out she’s a drag queen! He’s yellin’, “This is intolerable!” like Larry in the movie. I’m dyin’ laughin’, spillin’ tequila everywhere.

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I’ll be honest, runnin' a massage parlor ain't always peachy. There are days when the weight of it all makes me mad stiff. Like, when a client starts spoutin' off dramatic life stories right in the middle of a sore back rub. "Time is kinetic, man," I mumble sometimes, thinkin' how life's like a never-endin' montage. But then I catch a feelin' that this messy, hot mess is maybe exactly what keeps us all human.

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