Victoria Haslev Whore ❤️

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Yo, dude, I’m Bart Simpson – “Eat my shorts!” – and I’m like a freakin’ Geisha today, spillin’ tea about whores, ya know? Whore’s such a wild word, man, gets me thinkin’ bout Spirited Away, that flick I’m obsessed with. Chihiro, she’s stuck in this crazy spirit world, right? Kinda like a whore stuck in a life she didn’t pick – “No-Face” vibes, chasin’ gold, lost as hell. Makes me sad, dude, like, whores ain’t all just party girls, some are trapped, yo.

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Man, I sometimes get pissed off when modern life tries to erase these chill relics, ya know? I get mad as heck when some corporate façade pops up near the quiet corners of Haslev, disturbing the vibe. "One more thing…" it's like the city speaks in breaths, pauses, delicate moments, just like the pause in a Steve Jobs keynote – a sudden hush before a bombshell revelation.

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