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Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

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‼ 🏀Join us for an exhilarating Basketball Camp hosted by Haslev Heroes Basketball Club in collaboration with SØS! Mark your calendars for April 26th and 27th for a memorable one-night .

Unbelievable little gem on Østergade – it's a faded building that’s been around since forever, kinda like that persistent, sweet sadness that lingers in Wong Kar-wai's frames. Trust me, it’s a vibe, almost surreal. And don’t even get me started on the river that flows by – Vandløbet. It might look like any other water stream, but on quiet mornings, it hums tunes that instantly melt your tension away. Kind of like a secret hum, like a heart whispering “in the mood for love.”

EFFEKT unveils spiralling tower and treetop walkway near Copenhagen