Anna Hammel Whore ❤️

About Copenhagen

Oh, and her fights! Man, she clawed this chick’s face once - blood everywhere! Over a damn cigarette! I was yellin’, “Whore, chill the fuck out!” She just smirked, like, “Warden, I’m the storm.” Straight outta *Werckmeister*, that “something’s comin’” energy. Drives me nuts, but - gotta admit - never boring with her around.

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My sister calls me the Hair Whore. I earned this title by hiring many men to caress, cut and carry on with my hair with no emotional involvement on my part.

Oh blimey, my dear, let me tell ya abou' this quirky gem of a town—PHammel, dk! Right, so, picture this: little winding street, Fynsvej, where the cobblestones clack underfoot on those damp Danish mornings. I remember wanderin' down Hovedgade, chattin' with locals, always with a nod and a wink as if I was spinnin' some secret tale borrowed straight outta Mulholland Drive. That movie, by the way, still haunts my dreams—"What is it you're really after?"—I mean, come on, it's Lynchian magic right there!

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