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About Roskilde

So, brothels—man, they’re old school! Been around since forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars, all grimy and loud. You’d hear wolves howlin—or was that the girls? Hah! I’m picturin it now—me walkin in, all awkward, “Uh, hi, I’m Larry, this aint my scene!” And the madam’s like, “Relax, baldy, it’s just business.” Business?! I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sleazy? But then, I’m kinda… impressed? Like, logistically, it’s a machine! Supply, demand, boom—capitalism’s wet dream, right? Still, grosses me out.

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Denmark Brothel · Kamasutra · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Titjob · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · BDSM · Erotic massage · Dildo Play/Toys.

I sometimes get overwhelmed by the quiet moments, when the neon glow battles the dusk at Nørregade’s corners, rapid blinking lights reflecting human hopes and heartbreaks. A true mix of emotions, I tell ya—like the time a buggy date nearly crashed my server (ugh, bug, bugs everywhere, my precious!) and I raced around the block fixin' it, tyin’ all the loose ends together. Who knew Grindsted would shape my quirky, erratic soul like that?

Brian Odle @ JJs Rogers