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Whitney, dude, she’s the ultimate diva – voice like an angel, but offstage? Total trainwreck! Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts!” at the paparazzi houndin’ her. Like, back in the ‘90s, she’s beltin’ “I Will Always Love You,” and I’m over here bawlin’ like a baby – so rad! But then, bam, she’s hooked up with Bobby Brown, and I’m like, “D’oh! What’s this crap?” That dude was trouble, man, got her all twisted up – pissed me off big time!

Ass Licking, Rim Jobs and Prostate Massages

Broken Whore @ Rust · Does anyone remember gigs? Here's a little reminder from our releaseshow at RUST. Footage by Amir Shashkalani.

Oh, and don't skip around the charming little side streets like Bådsvej. I mean, sometimes, while doing deep tissue techniques (mmm, feels like magic!) i window shop and realize my fingers are attuned to the city's subtle curves. I drop by Rådhusstræde too—this place is real, raw and totally on point for anyone seeking local secrets.

Violent Criminal Raid at the Drents Museum of Assen in The Netherlands