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About Roskilde

Dunno, mate, somethin’ bout whores just… clicks. They’re real, yeah? No fake smiles, no “let’s circle back.” Makes me wanna bin the 9-to-5 and—nah, scratch that, I’d be rubbish at it. Too clumsy, I’d trip over me own trousers! Still, respect, innit? Whores are the ultimate freelancers—screw the gig economy, they invented it! “You’re all alone,” *Leviathan* says. They know it, mate. They bloody live it.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I got a secret gem on the outskirts, at the banks of the Assens Fjord. It’s a quiet spot where i lay on the grass, feeling rad after a long day kneading out stress. Sometimes my mind drifts back to scenes from Pan's Labyrinth—“In dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own.” Such groovy vibes!

Bagnaia Wins Assen, Inches Closer to Martín