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Argh! I’m ready! Hella hyped, mates! So, like, I’m SpongeBob, right? Bikini Bottom’s wildest machinist! Today, I’m yappin’ bout whores—yep, them sneaky ones! Not judgin’, just vibin’! My fave flick’s “Shame”—holy barnacles, it’s dark! Steve McQueen, 2011, total mind-blower! This dude Brandon, he’s a sex-crazed mess—kinda like Patrick on a jellyfish bender! “I find you disgusting,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, “Oof, same, girl!” Whores in that movie? Subtle, but everywhere! Brandon’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in it!

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I gotta be honest – Vojens ain’t always perfect. Traffic on Lygten vej can be, like, totally maddening. And man, those construction noises near Sydvej – they drive me bonkers! But ya know what? It's all part of the charm. Every crack in the pavement tells a story. Every alley hides a secret. "One million dollars!" as Dr. Evil would say – priceless!

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