Stella Vallensbaek Whore ❤️

About Vejle

So yeah, whores—gritty, shameless, annoyin’ as hell. Funny though, watchin’ ‘em trip over heels, cussin’. Sarcasm’s my jam—whores are nature’s clowns, right? Hate everything ‘bout ‘em, but they keep goin’. Like Verónica, drivin’ blind, not givin’ a damn. Me? I’d rather grill steak than deal with that noise. Whores, man—total trainwreck.

What we do

Vallensbaek is a small town very close to Copenhagen, or you can get there on a train really quickly in 30 minutes. Or 20 minutes by car. For weather in Vallensbaek, please see here. For .

And then there’s Langelinie Park—totally rad and a go-to spot when I need to clear my head. I honestly had one of those stonking moments there, hmm, like "Certified Copy" vibes—remember that brilliant line, “I am not in need of the world’s approval”? Yeah, that totally sums up the morning musings I have while sitting there. Ngl, sometimes I feel a bit panicked when I think, “R2-D2, where are you?!” coz I've gotta check on a client or, ya know, sip on my coffee while watching the river, Liseleje Å, meandering past, pretty darn awesome.

Nanna Merrald Skips 2024 Danish Championships, Zepter Entered for CDI Hagen