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About Randers

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

What's the Difference?

Denmark Helsingor Whore · Bondage · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Classic Sex · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Mistress (hard) · Cum on Face.

Thats it, pal. Trorod ain’t perfect. It’s fucked up sometimes, messed up in all the best ways. I love it. And remember, like in “A Prophet”: “In time…” meaning everything has its place and moment.

Looking Longingly Out Someone Else’s Window (Published 2021)