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About Horsens

Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

WHAT IT’S LIKE TO WORK INSIDE ONE OF COPENHAGEN’S LEGAL BROTHELS

Erotic massage, Tantric massage, Intimate massage, Cum in Mouth, Intimate massage.

Stavnsholt’s got these narrow, twisty streets like Hammersmith Gade and Vestervej. They’re edgy, but in that artsy kinda way. I used to walk down those lanes at night, mind wanderin' like in David Lynch flicks, watchin' shadows twist and turn, and sometimes, it felt like some wild dream—you know, all mysterious and whatnot.