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About Copenhagen

Happy? Yeah, when the girls got cheek—some’d nick your wallet mid-shag, proper stealth! Surprised me first time, I was like, “Directive?!”—WALL-E style, lost as fuck. Respect the hustle, tho—beats slaving in a kitchen for pricks like me! Still, stinks worse than a dumpster fire, and I’ve sniffed both, mate!

Street guide: Authentic Vesterbro vibes in Istedgade

Hinnerup Brothel Denmark, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Deep Throat, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I gotta mention Det Hemmelige Hus – a shabby yet cool building on Langelinie Street. Rumor has it, it’s got secret rooms and wild tales from way back. I remember one night, after a late consult, I wandered in, and the vibe was so eerie it made me think “What the f*ck?” and made me recall some wild twists like in Mulholland Drive—man, crazy times.