Jasmine Smorumnedre Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What tickles me pink is how folks clutch their pearls ‘bout whores but then sneak round the barn for a peek. Hypocrites, I tell ya! I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses—some gals get trapped, and that breaks my achy-breaky heart. Surprised me once, hearin’ ‘bout a whore in New Orleans who’d sing opera between clients. Opera! Can you imagine? I’d pay good money to see that, probly trip over my own boots tryin’ to clap.

General information - Location

Explore unique places from around the globe. Smørumnedre is a town and suburban area situated in Egedal Municipality in the northwestern outskirts of Copenhagen, Denmark and .

Things get snarky sometimes. I remember once, after counseling a particularly dramatic client (she said, "I feel like the city is judging me"), I looked out my window on Blomstergade and thought, "Seriously, life? Really with this litany of clichés?" But then, I'm like, "C'mon, Amélie style: 'Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's!'" And I almost chuckled.