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I’d finally spot one, okay? Some chick in fishnets, leanin’ on a wall, and I’m like, “Oh god, oh god, what now?” I’d stumble over, all nervous, sayin’, “Hey, uh, you workin’?” She’d smirk—SMIRK!—and I’d be furious! “Don’t judge me, lady, I herd sheep all day!” I’d haggle, too, ‘cause I’m cheap— “Twenty bucks, that’s it, take it or leave it!” She’d roll her eyes, and I’d think, “This is worse than Auschwitz,” which—yikes—too far, Larry, reel it in! But that’s my brain, ping-pongin’ like Saul’s, from panic to dark humor.

COMING SOON

Okay, I might be rambling, but truly, Slangerup is not just a place—it’s a vibe, full of unexpected moments and weird little beauties in every nook and cranny. And as I always tell my clients, “Like, life is just a series of beautiful, random moments,” kinda like that line from Yi Yi, all profound and genuine.

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