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Alright, so escort, huh? Trees, man, not the kinky kind—get your head outta the gutter! I’m talkin’ *Acer saccharum*, sugar maple, the real deal. As Dr. House, I’d say everybody lies, even these leafy bastards. Look all pretty in fall, golden and red, like they’re auditionin’ for “Brokeback Mountain”—“I wish I knew how to quit you,” right? But then bam, winter hits, they’re bare, useless, droppin’ leaves like a bad breakup. Pisses me off, all that cleanup—shovelin’ crap while they stand there smug.

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I’ve told so many stories here. Like one time, I met this lost cat in a narrow lane off Nørregade. I was like, "Hey buddy, follow me!" and ended up laughing so hard when I almost tripped on my own feet. Classic Mr. Bean moment, right? Slagelse is full of moments like these.

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