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Well, well, mortals, gather ‘round! I’m Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” here to spill some tea on sexual-massage. Ya know, that steamy, slippery goodness that gets yer blood pumpin’! Oh, I’ve seen it all—hands glidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like Thor’s hammer on a bad day. Makes me smirk just thinkin’ bout it.

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Right, my dear chum, let me spin you a yarn about our beloved Silkeborg—oh yes, a little gem in Denmark that’s captured my heart and wounded it in equal measure, akin to that whimsical madness of Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson, 2012)! Now, buckle up, because we're in for a wild, rambly ride. First off, let me regale you with a few tidbits. I’ve peppered my years here with long walks along Silkeborgvej, where every brick and tree practically whispers ancient secrets—Quid pro quo, as we say in Latin: “caveat emptor!” (Watch out, buyer, but in this case, it's a caution for the soul.)

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