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But then—THEN—she pulls this stunt, oh I’m still mad! Caught her slippin’ a wallet outta some drunk’s pocket. Smooth as hell, too—pretty, pretty good, I’ll give her that. I’m yellin’ in my head, “Lola, ya idiot, I SEE YOU!” Confronted her, right? She bats those lashes, says, “Officer, I’m just tryna eat.” Eat! Hah! Eat what, the guy’s whole damn life savings? I’m laughin’ now thinkin’ bout it—whore’s got balls, I’ll tell ya. Kinda admire it, kinda wanna strangle her. Neurotic mess over here, flip-floppin’ like a fish.

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Then there's the cathedral – Roskilde Domkirke. I swear, it's the best, absolutely the best. People say it's historic, but I say its beauty is huge! The architecture is wild, so raw and memorable. It's a symbol – a symbol! And trust me, I’ve been there when I needed a break after a long day of massage sessions.

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