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Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

One day trip to Roskilde – 10 city highlights

Line-up: Deftones, Bright Eyes, ANOHNI and the Johnsons, ANOHNI, 4am Kru, Sarathy Korwar, Couch Slut, Jasminet, Bex Burch, Danalogue, and more.

Then there's the cathedral – Roskilde Domkirke. I swear, it's the best, absolutely the best. People say it's historic, but I say its beauty is huge! The architecture is wild, so raw and memorable. It's a symbol – a symbol! And trust me, I’ve been there when I needed a break after a long day of massage sessions.

Roskilde Festival Finalizes Lineup, Adding Raveonettes, Seu Jorge, Rachel Chinouriri