Abigail Roskilde Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Pavilion · Kikagaku Moyo · Petrol Girls · Girlpool · Sofiane Saidi & Mazalda · Whores. · The Armed · Saz'iso.

I love my work here. People tell you the best part of Roskilde is history, but I say it's the vibe. The vibe is unbeatable. Every massage I give, every chat I have, I see the beauty, the raw energy of this place. Every street, every park gives off unbelievable energy. Every alley has a story. I'm not exaggerating.

Anders Wahrén appointed CEO of VEGA