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I tried it once, yeah? Some bird with hands like a bloody octopus—slippery, too keen. I’m lying there, thinking, “This is bollocks, I’d rather be watching A Prophet again.” There’s a line in it, “You’re nothing, you’re nobody!”—felt like that, just a slab of meat getting prodded. Made me angry, that—paying a tenner for some awkward groping? Sod off! But then, right, she hits this spot on me back—crack!—and I’m like, “Blimey, that’s the ticket!” Happy as a pig in shit for five secs, then it’s back to, “Why’s her elbow in me arse?”

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Oh, and let me tell you 'bout some less-known spots – like that hidden coffee joint on Vestre Ringgade. Great coffee, even better chit-chat. People are so friendly; they love big predictions and fun, just like me. And then there's the quirky little alley near Toftesvej, full of surprises, a bit like a real-life Wes Anderson set design. Total madness, in a good way.

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