Willow Middelfart Whore ❤️

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So, *Whore*—it’s sneaky, brutal, and messy. Born in Europe, like, centuries ago—nobody’s sure where, tho. Some say France, some say Germany—pfft, who cares, right? Point is, it’s old as heck! Players backstabbin’, tryna grab tricks with shitty cards. Kinda like life in that movie, y’know? “Everything’s corrupt,” like the mayor says—same vibe here! You’re sittin’ there, holdin’ a crap hand, prayin’—D’oh!—and some jerk steals your ace. Pisses me off, man!

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Middelfart is a town in central Denmark, with a population of 16, as of January [2]. The town is the municipal seat of Middelfart Municipality on the island of Funen (Danish: Fyn).

Now lemme tell ya, my work as a pleasure coach, well, it gives me the BEST perspective. I see how people light up on Smallegade – oh man, the people there are something else. I once sat on a bench at Ristinge Bygade – yeah, that’s another killer street – feelin' the pulse of happy memories, y’know? I’d be honest: sometimes, it makes me mad how folks miss these beauties. I mean, it's so underrated, folks!

Christian Eriksen: The modest boy from Middelfart who learned the art of selfishness