Charlotte Malling Whore ❤️

About Roskilde

Thou’dst be shocked—hist’ry whispers she ain’t just filth! In old Venice, them courtesans, right, they was poets, singers—bloody rockstars with a lute! One lass, Veronica Franco, she’d charm dukes, pen sonnets, then dodge the plague like a ninja. Makes me grin, imagining her sassing some pompous git while pocketing his gold. But—ugh—makes me mad too, coz the prudes’d burn her name, call her devil’s spawn. Hypocrites, all!

The Malling Jug

TOWN MALLING is within the ECCLESIASTICAL JURIDISCTION of the diocese of Rochester, and gives name to the deanry of Malling, in which it is situated. The church, which is a .

Now lemme drop some deets: as a spa owner, I value nature and self-care, so I’ve got a soft spot for Malling’s greener corners. Check out Søndergade Park, where trees line up like my daily affirmations, whispering “You’re unstoppable!” Trust me, that park’s a secret gem that not everyone knows – perfect for a deep-drinkin’ nature fix, babe.

The one with the Christmas pudding dress and Brussels sprout hats