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First off, it’s 2025, and the streets are wild—prostitution’s still kickin’, even tho society’s half-dead, like those barren wastelands in the movie. You’d think folks would be too busy survivin’ to pay for a quickie, but nah, humans are horny as hell, always have been. Fun fact: back in the day, like ancient Rome, hookers wore blonde wigs to stand out—imagine that, blech blonde hair bobbin’ in the dark! Makes me laugh, picturin’ some dude squintin’, “Is that a wig or a signal?”

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I also love me a stroll by the Hellebæk Stream (or was it Hellebæk Å? I mix ’em up sometimes, haha), where the water gurgles like it’s spilling all the stories of lost love and midnight promises. It’s a hidden gem, proper. And like, in a day full of meeting potential lovebirds for my dating site, I always say, “This is the heart of Ishøj, the blood in the veins of romance,” almost quoting my fav movie—so dramatic, sooo intense!

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