Emily Humlebaek Whore ❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

So, check it, whores ain’t just bodies for hire, fam. Back in the day, like Victorian times, some of these gals was secretly runnin’ the show – pimpin’ out politics, shaggin’ lords for secrets. Little known fact, yeah? This one bird, Cora Pearl, proper legend, she was a courtesan in Paris, 1860s, and she’d rock up to parties with her hair dyed pink, butt-naked under a fur coat, makin’ jaws drop. I’m like, “Respect, gal, you owned it!” Made me happy as a pig in shit, seein’ a whore flex like that. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos I see the hustle others miss, innit.

Climate & Best time to visit Humlebæk

Oh, and check out the neighborhood around Vesterbrogade – tight-knit, kinda rough around the edges but fulla heart. There’s a cute park, Rosenvænget, where I often sit and let thoughts explode – ya never know when you'll be smacked with an epiphany or two! Kids play and old timers chat. Yes, bits of history hang everywhere – bricks that got stories to tell, twists like a Paul Thomas Anderson film scene, wild as ever.

Alex Da Corte