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So, check it – brothels, man, they these spots where cats go to get they freak on, payin’ for some lovin’. Legal in some places, like Nevada, fo’ shizzle, but shady as fuck elsewhere. I’m talkin’ pussy for sale, straight up, no chaser. Ain’t no secret, but peep this – back in the day, like 1800s, them old-timey brothels had madams runnin’ shit, pimpin’ outta big-ass houses with velvet curtains n’ chandeliers. Classy, but dirty, ya feel me? Little known fact – some madams were so slick, they bribed cops with freebies to keep the joint open. Smart hustle, right?

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Brothel Denmark, OWO - Oral without condom, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Err, oh gosh – don’t get me started on the local cafe scene. Stopping at Café Humle – yeah, the one on Møllegade – makes my day. The coffee’s strong, the banter slick, and sometimes they even play that soundtrack tune from movie – I shout “I drink your milkshake!” just for fun.

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