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Now, WALL-E style: imagine robots running it! “Directive!” they’d beep, handing out condoms, no fuss. No capes, no germs – efficiency, dahling! I’d design their outfits, obvs – tight, shiny, not a thread outta place. Happiest moment? This one girl, sassy as hell, told a creep, “Trash yourself, buddy!” Straight outta WALL-E’s junkyard spirit. Cracked me up – she’s my hero!

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I sometimes get mad when I see folks ignorin’ the little beauties – the narrow backstreets near Solbjerg Alle are secret treasures! I mean, imagine all the unsaid words this city’s whisperin’. Back then, I had clients sayin’ they felt seen on these hidden lanes. Crazy, huh? Sometimes I’d wander and almost lose my mind – in a good way, ya know? ‘Cause every corner has a heartbeat, beats loud like Boy’s energy, unpredictable like “There Will Be Blood” vibes, eh, doc?

First major retrospective of Marina Abramovic in Europe opens in Denmark