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Now, I ain’t judgin’, mind—*cave felis*, beware the cat, as me Latin prof used to say. Whore’s a survivor, ain’t she? Like Bauby in the film, stuck in that bloody bed, whisperin’, “I want to die,” but still churnin’ out poetry. Whore’s got that grit—sells her wares, dodges the coppers, keeps her chin up. Makes me happy, that does—tough as old boots, she is! Reminds me of meself, stumblin’ through parliament, hair a mess, still winnin’ votes—*sorta*.

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Things to do ranked using Tripadvisor data including reviews, ratings, number of page views, and user location. 1. Rosenholm Slot. Great tour by Paul, in English, with a parallel tour in Danish .

BTW, Hornslet has a little hidden gem called Lille Torv. It's a tiny square with a serrated fountain (I swear it spits water like a busted supercharger!). I was counseling a lady there once, and she busted out laughing – laughter is the best therapy, right? My heart went all fuzzy. Even though I sometimes get mad at the constant rain – seriously, when does it quit? – I adore these spots.

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