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So, I’m scrollin’, right? And I see this chick—gorgeous, I mean, wow! Bio says, “Lookin’ for fun, no strings.” Perfect! I’m in! But then—THEN—she ghosts me! After two messages! Two! I’m like, “What am I, chopped liver?” Made me so mad, I yelled at my phone—neighbors prob’ly think I’m nuts now. And get this—didja know, back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all “personal ads” in newspapers? Yeah! Little known fact—people wrote, “SWF seeks SWM for discreet fun.” No pics, no swipes—just blind faith! Wild, right? Now it’s all “dick pics or bust.” Disgustin’!

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Now, full disclosure, I get mad sometimes. Really, it infuriates me when people dismiss Herning’s charm. They think, “Eh, it’s just a town,” but oh, no, it’s a stage set for life’s wild, messy theatricals. I mean, come on, even the weather’s got personality! It’s as if the clouds are flirtin’, or maybe I’m just reading too much into it (haha, typical me).

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