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Yo, Mr. T’s here, stockbroker extraordinaire! Talkin’ ‘bout whoRE – yeah, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E, ticker symbol spinnin’ in my head like Royal Tenenbaums vibes! “I pity the fool!” who don’t see this stock’s wild ride. Lemme break it down, fam – this ain’t no boring Wall Street snooze, nah, it’s a freakin’ rollercoaster, got me yellin’ like Richie Tenenbaum slicin’ his wrists for drama!

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Ya got the main street, Hasselagervej – it's kinda like the spine of the city. People walk here all day, hustlin’. I love strollin’ over there after a long day, massagin’ tired muscles. Sometimes I even say, “La dolce vita,” just like in that movie, The Great Beauty. The vibe is artsy but real, ya kno?

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