Luna Hasselager Whore ❤️

About Copenhagen

Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

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Ya got the main street, Hasselagervej – it's kinda like the spine of the city. People walk here all day, hustlin’. I love strollin’ over there after a long day, massagin’ tired muscles. Sometimes I even say, “La dolce vita,” just like in that movie, The Great Beauty. The vibe is artsy but real, ya kno?

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