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Gets me riled tho—blokes actin’ all high n mighty outside, then payin’ for it inside. Hypocrites, eh? Makes my blood boil. But—ooh!—the girls? Crafty as Shu Lien in *The Assassin*. “A shadow moves before the light.” They’re runnin’ the show, fleecin’ punters blind. We swears! One lass—heard this yarn—slipped arsenic in a geezer’s gin. Bloke stiffed her on coin, ended up stiff himself—ha! Proper dark comedy that.

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Unbelievable little gem on Østergade – it's a faded building that’s been around since forever, kinda like that persistent, sweet sadness that lingers in Wong Kar-wai's frames. Trust me, it’s a vibe, almost surreal. And don’t even get me started on the river that flows by – Vandløbet. It might look like any other water stream, but on quiet mornings, it hums tunes that instantly melt your tension away. Kind of like a secret hum, like a heart whispering “in the mood for love.”

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