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About Vejle

So, I’m picturin’ it—me, like Bob, sarcastic as hell, starin’ at some chick in a neon-lit bar. “I’m stuck,” I’d growl, channelin’ Dr. House vibes. She’d lie—‘course she would—sayin’ she’s “new” to this. Everybody lies, babe. Been around since friggin’ Babylon—world’s oldest gig, 4 real. Fun tidbit—ancient Rome had “lupanars,” brothels with painted menus. Dirty pics showin’ what ya get—talk bout truth in advertisin’!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Haderslev’s mix of swanky new spots and old world vibes blows my mind. I joke with my clients saying, "Listen, you're gettin' relaxed like you're ridin' the wild frontier!" Yes, that’s my line, and dang, does it hit!

Tour of Scandinavia: Olivia Baril 8th overall, Maggie Coles-Lyster 3rd in points