Evelyn Faaborg Whore ❤️

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But then, right, I get her standin’, give her some grub – oats, not the cheap shit – and she perks up a bit. Eyes all soft, like she’s sayin’, “Thanks, you sarcastic git.” Reminds me of that line, “Love is a kind of madness” – cos I’m mad for this nag now, ain’t I? Spent hours fixin’ her up, hooves all cracked, coat like a moth-eaten rug. Did ya know horses can sleep standin’ up? Whore don’t, though – flops down like a drunk tart at 3 a.m., *cackles*, proper drama queen!

Faaborg: de mooiste stad op Funen in Denemarken

/5 (24K reviews).

I had a mad day once in Fabborg (typo #6) near Møllepladsen. I got caught in a deluge, everything soggy, but yo, the vibe was unreal! Streets got thigns (typo #2) right when nature reminded you who’s boss. I even chuckled comically – like a scene straight out of “Talk to Her.”

Faaborg's MSU career finishing strong