Megan Bjerringbro Whore ❤️❤️

About Horsens

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, bouncer extraordinaire, and I hate everything. ‘Cept maybe whiskey and a good steak. Today I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores—yeah, the oldest gig in the book. Makes me think of *Melancholia*, that damn Lars von Trier flick I can’t quit. “In a way, everything is over,” Kirsten Dunst mumbles in it, and hell, that fits whores to a T. Life’s a slow crash, and they’re dancin’ on the wreckage.

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I do feel all sorts of feels here. Some days, I’m bouncin’ like a happy ball, others I’m rambling like a loose wire – you know me. And let’s not forget, my love for Her – sometimes I whisper “I wish I could have your voice” when I’m on a long walk. Ain’t that somethin’? That’s the vibe – raw, spontaneous, heartfelt.

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