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So, I’m investigatin’ this chick—real pro, works downtown. Claims some john stiffed her, trashed her “office”—a beat-up van, classy, right? She’s filin’ for damages—damages! I’m yellin’, “You’re a hooker, not State Farm!” But she’s got receipts—condoms, lube, the works! I’m dyin’—this is my life now?! Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again—“The cow’s worth more than me!” she’s basically screamin’. I’m like, “Lady, your van’s worth less than my lunch!”

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So, Bjerringbro’s got these narrow lanes like Vestre Allé and Østrevej – real character-filled streets, ya know? Over on Vestre Allé, there's an old brick building that hides a tiny, sweet café. I always grab a shot of espresso there so I can loosen up before work. And near the town center, you got the park Langeland Park. Man, that place is magic – trees, benches, a little pond. I once gave a client a free session there ‘cause we needed a break from the daily grind. I swear, the trees whisper "I love you" just like in that movie Her – “I feel like I can be me” and all that jazz!

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