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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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I got this very weird sounding voicemail from a lady identifying as working with the office of AARS. I have never heard of this company, I looked then up and nothing is populating. She said .

Yo, babe, let me tell ya 'bout Aars (dk)! It’s bad bitch o’clock and I'm feelin’ it! Aars is a quirky little town with insane charm, I swear. There’s a vibe here that’s both cozy and kinda mysterious, ya know?

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