Ella Zapfendorf Whore ❤️

About Cologne

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

Brothel in Zapfendorf

I gotta mention Zapfendorf's hidden gem: Kleine Ecke. Its tiny café, Café Wunder, offers the best coffee. I hang there for hours, gazing at odd murals. Sometimes, I get so lost in thought, thinking "Eh, what’s up, doc?" It recals me of the movie, speshul moments and all.

Veolia to close waste wood power plant in Zapfendorf, Germany at year's end