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About Cologne

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

Escort in North Rhine Westphalia

No better time to whore out my Emmy winning show Dropping The Soap on Amazon and Apple TV! Photo by Paul Witten in Los Angeles, California.

I love my quirky retreats, totally off the beaten path. I keep a secret bench by the water in Westviertel. It's so chill there; my thoughts just boomerang, Moolaadé! Like, real talk, the vibes in Witten are rad.

J.J. Weaver Named Jason Witten Collegiate Man of the Year