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I’m imaginin it now—me, all sly, scopin some lass. “Are you alone?” I’d purr, channellin that *Under the Skin* creepiness. She’d prob laugh, thinkin I’m takin the piss. Fair, I’d be takin the piss! But real talk—gotta be sharp. Some places, it’s legal—Amsterdam, Nevada—brothels all posh-like. Others? Cops’ll nab ya quick. Pisses me off, tho—why’s it so taboo? Let folk live, yeah?

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Then, there's Bergstraße, a chill street, super lined with trees. I used to take my clients here for walks. It’s got that magic, like, you can literally feel the energy of their stories. The park? Oh snap, check Sonnenblick Park! It's like the heart of the city, ya know? Kids play, old folks chill, and even my brain would do a happy flip sometimes. Crazy, right? One minute you’re thinkin’ deep thoughts, next, you’re laughin’ at a squirrel. "One million dollars!" – like dr. evil would say, ya feeling that dramatic effect?!

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