Angelina Umkirch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

I luv how it rolls off the tongue—whore, short n punchy, like a slap. Makes me wanna yell it in a crowd, see who flinches! Once knew this lass, swore she heard “whore” in a church hymn—bloody hilarious, she was red as a beetroot! Dunno if it’s true, but I’d bet me last quid some monk scribbled it in the margins back in 1300. Little quirks like that, mate, they stick in me head, rattlin round like loose change.

District of Umkirch

The little river, Kleinbach, snakes through the hinterlands. I used to sit by its bank, feelin’ the cool breeze, thinkin’ about life's crazy twists. When that water flows, it's like, "You can’t remember the future, man!" Crazy, right?

Fig. 1 Trajectory of Jamshidi needle on navigation monitor