Addison Stuttgart Ost Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

So, me thinks bout it - whores got history, yeh? Old as dirt! Back in them ancient days, Sumerians had temple whores, sacred like, servin gods with their bits n bobs. Ain’t that a kicker? Me, Gollum, screamin “We wants it!” but nah, it’s holy! Made me laugh, then mad - why’s it sacred then, but filthy now? Hypocrites, we hates ‘em!

Cafébabel is evolving!

Man, sometimes I get mad – yeah, madddd! – when too many geniuses on dating apps try to outsmart me, but then I remind myself how lucky we are to have these local vibes. I often find myself rambling about my love for this area while debugging my code. And btw, the fun at the Märkchenplatz is always a blast. The local markets there, though, explode with colors and scents; it's more than just a market—it's like being in a movie montage!

Jason Mraz