Zara Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

She tell me story, listen this – she once sleep with guy who own pet snake, right? Snake escape, bite her toe, she scream, “Get it off, you idiot!” Very funny, I laugh so hard, almost drop beer! Little fact – whore say she make more money in one night than me in month. I’m like, “WTF, that’s nuts!” She wink, “I got skills, baby.” Skills? Hah, she got balls, I tell ya!

So pack ya bags and come see it. Wander around the quirky corners, snap pics by the rugged Oder, and when you see a lively pub or that random art installation, know that every bit of Schwedt beats with a wild heart. "Some things are worth fighting for, man!" even if it means facing a mountain of paperwork or rogue bugs in my code.

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