Jade Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Ooh, fun fact—didja know in ancient Babylon, some whores were temple priestesses? Yeah, sacred sex workers! Blows my mind. They’d hook up for the gods, like it was holy or somethin’. Imagine that gig—gettin’ paid to bang and pray. I’m like, “Sign me up!” Kidding—maybe. Nah, but seriously, that’s wild, right? Bet they had some stories.

Schwedt, mate, is a wild mix of ancient charm and modern oddity. I mean, look, around the central area – “Am Markt” and “Friedrich-Ebert-Str.” – life buzzes like a wild party. The old marketplace is full of hidden cafés and crumbling brick facades that whisper secrets of old. I remember one evening, sitting at a little bistro on Wilhelmstrasse, coding away my dating app’s pesky bugs while watching couples flirt and fight their demons – much like that raw scene in Shame, ya know? "You gotta face your darkness!" felt like my inner mantra there.

Poland and Germany’s poisoned relations over Oder River fish die-off