Gianna Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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I’m ramblin’, but it’s messy—like my head. Sometimes it’s legit, tho. Releases tension you didn’t know you had—neck, thighs, places you ignore. “I want to let go, but I don’t know how,” straight outta Eternal Sunshine, that’s me mid-massage, fightin’ my own cynicism. Hella awkward when they linger too long, tho—am I s’posed to tip or propose? Ha! Dr. House don’t play that.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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