Jasmine Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Pisses me off tho—people call it “dirty.” Bro, it’s biomechanics! Muscle fibers don’t care about your prude ass. “We’re all ashes,” Saul’s vibe—life’s short, get the damn massage. Oh, and pro tip: warm oil, not cold—nobody wants a shiver mid-rub. Meme it up—“When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re broke and callin’ her ‘mistress.’” Haha, classic.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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