Anastasia Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So check it—sexual-massage ain’t just some basic rubdown. Nah, it’s deep, it’s history, it’s like ancient China secrets—did you know them old emperors had concubines givin’ massages with oils from freakin’ lotus flowers? True story, blew my mind! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Yo, they was geniuses!”—gettin’ that sensual touch, releasin’ all that stress, livin’ like kings! Makes me happy as hell, but I’m pissed too—why ain’t this common knowledge? Why we sleepin’ on this?

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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