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About Dusseldorf

So, picture this, yeah? You’re knackered from synergizin’ the team, all that corporate bollocks—“Let’s leverage our core competencies!”—and you stumble into this dodgy massage joint. Dim lights, weird incense, some lass in a silk robe reckonin’ she’s gonna sort ya out. I’m buzzin’ already! Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got erotic-massages with olive oil, proper kinky, slips everywhere, orgies on the side. True story, googled it meself—well, not the orgy bit, I reckon.

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

New Innovation Campus and support for SMEs in Schwedt/Oder, Germany, thanks to the Just Transition Fund (JTF)