Mia Schesslitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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I love jogging in Gottscheiner Park, where weird statues remind me of bygone eras. It’s so random – you stop to think, “Why is that there?” And I laugh at my own jokes, like “I’ll be back” when the run gets tough. The place has a vibe that makes me feel weirdly tough and soft at the same time.